2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Preview - BobSled
by The Stinger on Feb.03, 2010, under Other Sports
Bob Sledding was first invented in 1467 by unknown Russian Physicist and Turnip grower, Roberto Sledovinski as a means to get from his house at the top of a hill to his turnip field below. Over the coming years he sought to better his time down the mountain and streamlined his craft.
He would also go on to create a larger model that could cater for his wife and two children, thus inventing the 4-man bobsled. The whereabouts of Mr Sledovinski’s initial prototype sled are unknown as he and his family were killed in some kind of freak accident near his turnip patch. The family were buried in a cylindrical coffin at the base of the mountain.
Centuries later, after hearing stories of the legendary Bob Sledovinski and his invention, the Winter Olympic committee in an attempt to come up with more sports for their festival decided to build a long winding tunnel of ice and see if anyone would go down it in a coffin on skates.
Surprisingly there were a few takers and thus the sport of Bob Sled was brought into the public consciousness. Ever since that time, Germany have made the sport completely boring by winning everything in sight. Oh and there was a brief flirtation with fame when John Candy made a movie about a bunch of Jamaicans who were tricked into thinking they were attending a Bob Marley concert and then forced to participate for the good of ratings in all of the equatorial countries of the world.
TodayInSport Insanity Rating - 8 out of 10.
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