I’m Tiger Woods - Can I Buy You A Drink?
by The Stinger on Dec.10, 2009, under American
Well the glossy untarnished world of Tiger Woods has come crashing down around his ears. But he has finally admitted it is all of his own doing and has decided to take a leave of absence from the pro golf tour to try and clean up the mess he has created.
So what has he really done here? He has completely ruined his once squeaky clean image but over the past few years even that has taken a few hits with his little temper tantrums on the course every now and then. I would say his biggest crime is being greedy. But he had everything of the highest quality and then he went and lowered his standards.
It is like eating at the finest restraunt in town and then ordering McDonalds for dessert. Or in golfing terms, it is like hitting a 300 yard tee shot onto the green two yards from the pin and then four putting. I mean come on Tiger, what is your biggest problem?
You went from this…
To these…
You went from a Swedish model to a porn star, cocktail waitress and hostess amongst others. Are you insane? Sure they are good looking and all but when you already have an XBOX 360 you don’t go out and hire an original XBOX do you? That’s just dumb.
So Tiger, wake up to yourself and get your life sorted out and then get back to doing what we all actually care about, playing amazing golf.
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