Today In Sport

This past week the Football Federation of Australia announced the successor to Pim Verbeek for the head coach position with the Socceroos, Holger Osieck.  Who?  No, seriously.  Who the hell is that? 

Well apparently after a mediocre playing career, he worked his way up to being Franz Beckenbauer’s assistant/clipboard monkey at Italia 90.  Oh by the way, he is German, not Dutch so that is a step in the right direction.  After winning a World Cup with Germany he then descended into lower league club football before landing the top job with Canada.

Osieck managed to win a CONCACAF Gold Cup in his time there but was unable to take Canada to the World Cup.  He then joined FIFA in 2004 as the chief of their Technical Department.  Hopefully he still has some contacts there that might help us win the hosting rights for the 2022 World Cup.

He rejoined the coaching ranks in 2007, taking over J-League side Urawa Red Diamonds.  He took them to the 2007 Asian Champions League title.  But does that make him a good coach when he was dumped early in the 2008 season for a poor start?  I am not convinced by his credentials yet.

However, he is now our manager and he promises us that he will usher in a new generation of Socceroos.  At least we newspapers around Australia will be able to have such witty headlines as “Ossie leads us into the World Cup.”  Assuming we make it.

Shaquille O’neal was this week announced as the newest addition to the Boston Celtic’s All-Star Cavalcade Of Future Hall Of Famers Retirement Tour.  That’s not to say that this team won’t be competitive, far from it.  They have over 50 combined All-Star appearances on their roster and they can all still play.

But they are not getting any younger and other teams are getting better, most notably Miami.  Shaq is becoming a bit of a journeyman in his latter years, this being his fourth different team in four years.  He has been signed by teams like Phoenix and Cleveland who believed his experience could help them get to the championship.

However Shaq is now more likely to get the final piece of pizza rather than be the final piece in the championship puzzle.  Boston had their final shot at a title with this team last season and came up a few games short against the Lakers.  This should be the last year for this group as it stands now.

And Shaq, stop hurting your legacy and just retire at the end of this season.  You do not want to be Michael Jordan finishing up your days as an ageing superstar trying to get a rubbish team to be less rubbish and failing.

For those who came in late, Ilya Kovalchuk was traded during the middle of last season from Atlanta to the New Jersey Devils.  He became a much sought after commodity during the off-season and was actively pursued by many a NHL club, most notably Los Angeles.

But the New Jersey management came up with a brilliant plan.  Offer Ilya the most overblown and convuluted deal in history, $102 million over 17 years.  Now, at 27 years old this would mean his contract would end when he is 44.  Sure there have been the odd player that has been able to go into their 40’s but it is a little ridiculous.

That is until you read the part where his wage is scaled from almost $10million a year down to the base rate in his final 5 years.  This gave the overall contract a lower average yearly salary to help fit into the NHL salary cap.  This is where the NHL stepped in and said we don’t like these shennanigans.

But the NHL Players Association countered with “But why?” and now we are headed to arbitration.  This is usually a quick process but for some reason there was no arbitrator in place at the time (why would there be, it’s only mad trading month).  So, finally tomorrow the decision will be at least discussed.

There are teams hanging on the verdict, again most notably The Kings who are ready to pounce on Ilya should his contract be vetoed and torn up.  It’s not like this is the first lengthy contract though.  I think what the NHL are concerned about is the fact that while The Devils are paying Ilya huge money, they still comfortably fit under the cap.

Then when the final 5 years comes around and he is 39, New Jersey then can cut him and pay out the relatively paltry sum of $2.5m of the rest of his contract and also recover about $7m in their cap space.  You can see both sides.  The club wants to work their contracts as they see fit to help their club and the NHL wants to stop rorting of the system.

Will be interesting to see how this plays out.

A brand new Hyundai A-League season begins on Thursday complete with a brand new team, the Melbourne Heart.  There have been changes a plenty over the off-season, new managers have entered, goalkeepers have been moving around left, right and center and Australian players have returned from their time with overseas clubs.

So, who will win this season?  Can Sydney do the double or will a brand new champion such as Perth or Wellington be crowned?  Let’s have a look shall we.

ADELAIDE UNITED

Last season was, to put it mildly, an unmitigated disaster.  The inability to put the ball in the net on a consistant basis was the chief reason for their dramatic slide down the ladder.  So they went out and got the best available striker they knew could perform in this league, Serginho van Dijk.

He has already proven his worth during The Reds encouraging Asian Champions League campaign where they managed to make it to the round of 16 where they were beaten in extra time by Korean outfit Jeonbuk Motors. 

We had a brief glimpse of Argentinian playmaker Marcos Flores at the end of last season and during the ACL and he looks like he can provide the midfield polish that United were sadly lacking last season.  But the biggest off-season change was with the manager.

Aurelio Vidmar ended his association with The Reds after the ACL campaign to take up a role with the national team.  He has now been replaced by Dutch coach Rini Coolen.  Coolen has experience in the European leagues, having played and managed there and will bring some new tactics to the Adelaide squad, including a 4-3-3 formation if the pre-season has been anything to go by. (continue reading…)

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10. The Kim Jong Il Times, North Korea - 23 People Shot And Killed During Welcome Home Ceremony For North Korean Football Team.

9. The Montevideo Sun, Uruguay - New Goalkeeper Suarez Keeps Uruguay In World Cup

8. The Springbok Sentinel, South Africa - The Johannesberg Symphony Orchestra To Add Vuvuzela To Lineup.

7. USA Today, USA - United States Lose In Round Of 16, America Loses Interest In World Cup.

6. The London Times, England - Emile Heskey Announces Retirement From International Football, Looks Forward To Just Being Rubbish At Club Level.

5. The Dublin Report, Ireland - France Go Out At The Group Stage - Take That You Cheating Bastards!

4. The Berlin Bugle, Germany - England Receive Karma For 1966 - Take that You Cheating Bastards!

3. The Wildebeest Weekly, Nigeria - Sani Kaita Apologises For Red Card, Asks For Fans Bank Account Details So He Can Compensate Them.

2. The Madrid News, Spain - Spain Wins World Cup, Fans Believe A Glitch Has Occurred In The Matrix.

1. The Dutch Herald, Holland - Fried Octopus Hottest Menu Item In Dutch Restraunts.

Today is my father’s birthday, so Happy Birthday dad.  My love of sport comes from him.  He introduced me to so many different sports and helped give me a overall enjoyment of all sports.

He came from a big family and all of them loved their footy, especially growing up not far from the Footscray football club ground.  Sure, he took me to a few Footscray games but he never pressured me to follow them and I ended up choosing my own team, St Kilda.  As long as the Bulldogs aren’t playing the Saints, he will enjoy them as well just for me.

Dad got me into two other sports in a big way when I was little, Ice Hockey and Soccer.  My dad had played Hockey for a while and I learned to skate soon after I could walk.  I ended up playing in the Ice Mice and because my dad was a goalie, I guess they thought I should be one too.  Turns out I wasn’t very good.  Oh well.

I started playing Soccer in my first year in Primary School.  I loved it and it was the one sport I was pretty good at.  I also loved watching it, either on the telly or going to see Adelaide City play at Hindmarsh Stadium.  We now both go and watch our Adelaide United in the A-League.

We both support Aston Villa but our other teams are pretty different.  I like Inter Milan and he is a Juventus man for one.  I’m Rangers and he is Celtic, now that’s a toughy.  He doesn’t really have an NHL team but I’m a devoted Pittsburgh Penguins fan.

We do differ on some sports.  I really like Basketball but dad is a little noncommittal on it.  We have many a great conversation on different events happening around the world, whether it be Casey Stoner winning another MotoGP race or how much of a prat Ronaldo is.

All I’m really trying to say is thanks dad for introducing me to the wonderful world of sport and all it has to offer.  Happy Birthday.